You may recall that, a few weeks ago, I mentioned my desires to procreate with suede as inspired by a new pair of shoes.
Sorry, menfolk. My uterus is on reserve. (But snapchat me for a good time).
Anyways, the above image may or may not depict said pair of shoes/future co-parent. Are you intrigued? You should be. Human lives are on the line. Not really but here's the clue: my posts this week will center upon a challenge involving my new shoes, the number five, freakiness, a tiny closet, and belly laughter for all. CAN YOU HANDLE IT??!
I can't. Check back tomorrow for a mature explanation. Be excited.
P.S. Raise your hand if you like the new banner. Or high five me in the biblical sense. Or leave a comment. (Do the last one).