How many domestic pets does it take to
I do actually have two dogs, but given their size differential only one of them has a collar big enough for me to steal and wear around my own neck, which is precisely what I did one fine Sunday afternoon. (Pro tip: dog collars smell exactly like dogs, so don't forget to schedule a few make outs).
Based on these pictures, you can probably surmise that my mom is one of those aesthetically-oriented weirdos who will not settle for the typical Petco fare when it comes to pet accoutrements. Hence, she found these really cool turquoise studded collars for both of our dogs which conveniently double as people chokers! After my borrowing escapade, I have since concluded that dogs truly are a (wo)man's best friend, if only because they allow you to raid their accessory collections with nary a protest.
Uniqlo jeans, J. Crew jacket, Polo Ralph Lauren men's button down, Stubbs & Wootten loafers.
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